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Post by joelpatterson on Jul 25, 2013 20:07:08 GMT -6
Now that I think about it, I can't say walk-in coolers have a particular "smell," so much as there's a specific reaction from your nose to the onslaught of frigid air-- maybe it's the smell of everything in such a cold state, the six packs, the glass, the plastic bottles-- anyone, hopefully everyone, knows what I'm talking about. Maybe in the most general terms, you could say "the experience of a walk-in cooler"? Or you could say something that evoked these particular series of impressions-- a treasure trove of chilled products, best delivered chilled, in an artificial environment sorta hostile to human life...
I found out tonight I've got a deeply buried memory that's triggered by this-- I had to reach way back in the cooler of the local grocery store to grab my quart of vanilla yogurt (a recent addiction prompted by a nurse in the ER) and what came flooding back was the summer I worked in a convenience store-- not anything about the store, particularly, but the whole lifestyle surrounding this job, a nightshift-- being nineteen in the summer, cruising aimlessly with my friends, the honey oil, the girl I knew-- the mixture of a sense of possibilities and a punishing boredom, the glaring headlights, the music wafting from out of a car... it's peculiar to cast my memory back to those days. In one sense, it seems like yesterday, but in another it seems like further than the Pleistocene...
Anyway, in case you're wondering, this has been a test to see just how different, how tolerant, this forum is of off-topic ramblings. Has this thread been locked yet? Better yet, deleted and shredded and stomped into the misty mist and the dusky dusk?
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Post by scumbum on Jul 25, 2013 20:38:32 GMT -6
What type of vanilla yogurt you eating ? I get this Vanilla Goat Yogurt . Its REALLY good .
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Post by joelpatterson on Jul 25, 2013 20:46:15 GMT -6
Well... I can't say I'm all that sophisticated about it, yet... I ended up being prescribed a dosage of antibiotics, and one of the nurses... they seemed to come in various costumes, the pale blue ones were the strict technicians, but this girl had a dark blue outfit, she was higher in the pecking order... she advised me it would be a good idea to mainline a daily dose of yogurt because the antibiotics would decimate all of the *good little* bacteria in my system, and the yogurt would replace them... whether she was a secret shill for the yogurt industry, how would I know, i was feverish!
So I just grabbed the cheapest, generic "house brand" in the store... vanilla... and like all addictions, you eat what you know....
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Post by Johnkenn on Jul 25, 2013 21:12:04 GMT -6
Honey Badger don't give a shit...
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Post by scumbum on Jul 25, 2013 22:18:01 GMT -6
Oh......... so she had a dark blue outfit on ?? ..............those are the ones you can trust . I'd definitely listen to her . Mainline your daily dose of yogurt . Now If she had a green outfit on BEWARE !! They are the devils henchmen , secret pushers of the yogurt industry . Once they have you in their clutches , you'll wake up in a dark Alley , naked , bruised , bankrupt and nothing to show for it , but an empty yogurt container beside you .........
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Post by tonycamphd on Jul 25, 2013 22:20:46 GMT -6
and a little black helicopter buzzing off into the distance
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Post by matt on Jul 26, 2013 0:07:27 GMT -6
I watched a movie once where yogurt figured prominently. Not much of it was eaten, though.
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Post by levon on Jul 26, 2013 2:44:03 GMT -6
Well... I can't say I'm all that sophisticated about it, yet... I ended up being prescribed a dosage of antibiotics, and one of the nurses... they seemed to come in various costumes, the pale blue ones were the strict technicians, but this girl had a dark blue outfit, she was higher in the pecking order... she advised me it would be a good idea to mainline a daily dose of yogurt because the antibiotics would decimate all of the *good little* bacteria in my system, and the yogurt would replace them... whether she was a secret shill for the yogurt industry, how would I know, i was feverish! So I just grabbed the cheapest, generic "house brand" in the store... vanilla... and like all addictions, you eat what you know.... Life is too short and precious to waste time with cheap, generic house brands. Treat your body well, so your soul feels comfortable living in there...
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Post by joelpatterson on Jul 26, 2013 4:54:28 GMT -6
Life is too short and ... It is? I must be stuck in one of these vortex's where it just *seems* to drag on endlessly. Probably an illusion, some kind of magic trick. But seriously, folks... as a self-confessed yogurt junkie, you're telling me there's really differences in different brands beyond the packaging?-- which I admit, the house brand has a sparse simplicity where I recognize they're not using that much ink on each tub-- I'm the same way with CD art-- the more you can get away with simple, spare, elemental traces on a white field, the less ink cartridges you go through-- these people that want fully black backgrounds, damn them all, I say-- Actually the doctor in the ER scenario was the one in green. Maybe it was partly due to my illness, but he seemed almost gorilla-like, with spinning electrons swirling around his head, like the classic gif of an atom, and the floor shook as he walked and bottles tumbled off shelves and shattered on the floor... actually the most amusing thing was trying to "bio-feedback" my heart rate and blood oxygen content while staring at the readout from the monitors of my vital signs... only regret? Not starting up some kind of poker game with my fellow emergencies... well, there's always next time.
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Post by levon on Jul 26, 2013 7:50:28 GMT -6
Life is too short and ... It is? I must be stuck in one of these vortex's where it just *seems* to drag on endlessly. Probably an illusion, some kind of magic trick. Believe you me , I've had those days. BTW, didn't know you went through this, hope you're better now and there will be no 'next time'. We need you here.
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